June 2010
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makes my dick hard embarassing chicks
chat log 32
HappyDuckFunTime 8:22 pm (8:22:18 PM): i’m gonna set that shit up with friends now
(8:22:24 PM): have a chick friend walk behind another chick
(8:22:25 PM): and be like
(8:22:29 PM): how ya doin gorgeous (
8:22:32 PM): and she’ll be all like
(8:22:33 PM): oh hi
(8:22:41 PM): and then i’ll be like no was talking to the chick...
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing
– Nietzsche
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if time could just HURRY THE FUCK UP
chat log 33: she took the words right out of my mouth
[12:01:17 AM] Kiersten: there ‘s something wrong with me
[12:01:40 AM] Kiersten: so if time could just HURRY THE FUCK UP
[12:01:45 AM] Kiersten: i might become sane again
[12:01:48 AM] Kiersten: and by sane
[12:01:50 AM] Kiersten: i mean
[12:02:00 AM] Kiersten: the heartless bitch i once was
[12:02:26 AM] Kiersten: what happened to...
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I'll jst move to a different line.
chat log 31: dug thru the archives and found this gem.
bestie (11:15:26 PM): Lol yeah. I’ve barely slept all week idk why
me (11:15:34 PM): thinking about me too much? awwww
bestie (11:16:07 PM): Yeah. I’m thinking how am I gna get to u when I’m in line behind 5 other girls lmaoooo
me (11:18:09 PM): hahaha you can get a fast pass
bestie (11:20:21 PM): Lmao no thanks....
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Life Would Be Better Lived Backwards
itsthischris:
You’d start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and...
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Remember what you deserve. →
Dear Girl in Unstable Relationship/Girl That Can’t Get Over Him/Girl That Needs To Wake The Fuck Up,
If you think arguing over stupid shit, getting mistreated all the time, and fighting constantly are things that you think you deserve, by all means, live happily ever after with that Prince Charming. But for the other girls who are always wondering when he’ll ever change, I have something to...
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Temper gets you into trouble, pride keeps you...
juansie:
-regine:
(via -milkandhoney, -femmefatality)
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god loves ugly.
I wear my scars like the rings on a pimp
I live life like the captain of a sinking ship
The one thing that i can guarantee
I’m like a stepping razor, i suggest you stay fair with me
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queerbait
chat log 30: shower
[me] 3:42 pm (3:42:47 PM): im gonna take a showa
HappyDuckFunTime 3:42 pm (3:42:52 PM): omg i was gonna do that too!
[me] 3:42 pm (3:42:56 PM): see you there!
HappyDuckFunTime 3:43 pm (3:43:01 PM): no!
[me] 3:43 pm (3:43:03 PM): :\ (3:43:16 PM): im straight tony
HappyDuckFunTime 3:43 pm (3:43:26 PM): just think
[me] 3:43 pm ...
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Try anything once except for fuckin up the butt
– Asher Roth
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I just get so upset when people don’t appreciate... →
I just get so upset when people don’t appreciate what they have and waste their lives away. When they don’t even feel one ounce of guilt or feel as if they ever need to repay those blessing them. Especially when they do the complete opposite. At least learn how to be less self-centered and worried about yourself, so you can gain a little perspective right? For you ‘i don’t give a shit about...
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I feel comforted when someone around my age is...
I try to think more like them, hoping I can make better choices on my own.
[im a work in progress]
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People don’t do what they believe in, they just do what’s most convenient.
– Bob Dylan (via kidlovesdoodles)
I hate when girls try to holler at me from the...
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I should know better.
juansie:
slowly but surely. it’s just really tough; I haven’t been put through this before.
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what i learned that day,
[me]: kierstennn
[me]: talk some sense into me
[Kiersten]: aw shit
paraphrased from a convo i had the other day:
true happiness is almost impossible to achieve. the best way to live life is to strive to be satisfied. you want to go to sleep every night feeling satisfied, and waking up satisfied.
in terms of finding the right friends, look for someone you can tell your whole life story to. we...